A Modest Proposal

I, Devon Rinn, will be at the smokers' bench between Cannon and Barresi for three hours on Friday, April 23. Using theatrical make up, I will paint my face to look dead, and wear entirely black clothing. I will not be able to speak or move (a real corpse cannot do either of these things, and neither should a pretending one). If the weather is undesirable, I will still be there. I'll ponder my own mortality, while adopting the persona of a dead person.